Everything here must be done twice as no one can do it right the first time.

I've never done anything for money, and that is why I got money. When you do stuff for money, you never get money.

There's nothing like a hardship song to set my toes a-tappin.

I want to say that nobody accuses their parents of abusing them without justification to do that. I didn't just make it up. A lot of things were true and abusive and horrible things that happened to me that my father did.

Anyone with a show on T.V. will tell you it's backbreaking work. And if you have a big personality, which I have, and you're a perfectionist, there's going to be head-butting.

There is no scarier chasm of darkness than the human mind.

Nobody wanted the "Roseanne" show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and her family.