Growing up in a Jewish matriarchal world inside the patriarchal paradise of Salt Lake City, Utah, gave me increased perspective on gender issues, as it also did my gay brother and my lesbian sister. Our younger sister is the perfect Jewish-American wife and mother, and is fiercely proud of that fact.

two things do me in: one's chocolate cake, the other's hypocrisy.

Women are cursed, and men are the proof.

I’m not a politician. I think that uniquely qualifies me to become president of the U.S.

My best friend Linda is leaving her husband just because he is unfaithful to her. That is no reason to leave the person. I feel like after that, you should stay with them and make sure that the rest of their life is sheer hell.

I think I should be here alone to rethink the world, I do. I want these lesser humans gone.

Here is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn't have to pay for it.