A lot of men are impotent and it's very sad. How many of you are impotent? I see. Can't get your arms up either?

Self-esteem is the goddamn root of all evil.

I'm enjoying my life, post-menopause, so much. It's just so great to grow into yourself, and not be bothered with all that tyranny of biology.

Have you heard about the women who stabbed her husband 37 times? I admire her restraint.

Everything that`s written about me has such a negative taint. It just has a life of its own, like an avalanche, and I don`t think there`s anything I can do to stop it.

You can really learn from Donahue. I didn't know you could be a woman in a man's body. You go out and you can't parallel park.

A lot of people in television who've had successful shows claim the 'Roseanne' show as their starting place, and I'm really proud of that.