The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
I know how to do anything, I'm a mom.
You know, I'm blessed. 'Blessed' is a better way of saying 'rich.'
There isn't a problem on this earth that a doughnut cannot make better.
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?