Being nuts is its own reward.
Everything here must be done twice as no one can do it right the first time.
I have more money than God, but not as much as Oprah.
Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
Imitation is the sincerest form of show business.
I try to do women's-point-of-view comedy. The joke is, 'This is what I think; there's the truth.' I try to think of stuff that's real broad, but the more personal it is, the more universal it is. All my friends go through the same stuff.