Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce.
Everything here must be done twice as no one can do it right the first time.
I think I'm hysterical. I watch myself on tape and just roar - isn't that weird?
There is no scarier chasm of darkness than the human mind.
Imitation is the sincerest form of show business.
Eat as much as you'd like. My philosophy has always been that all women desire to be as fat as myself but just have a great fear of doing so. Because they think they won't get any men, but you will. You'll get more men, and better men.