Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce.

Here is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn't have to pay for it.

I will outlaw bullshit. After the passage of this law the patriarchy will inevitably start to crumble as will the concept of war itself which is largely a large load of bullshit.

Imitation is the sincerest form of show business.

The end of my addiction to fame happened at the exact moment Roseanne dropped out of the top ten, in the seventh of our nine seasons. It was mysteriously instantaneous!

I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful.

I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with.