The fact that my grown kids like to hang out with me, I mean, it just - I don't think it really can get any better than that, I don't think.

I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.

I had one kid with the birth control pill, I had one with the diaphram and I had one with the I.U.D. I don't even know what happened with my I.U.D. It never came out. But I have my suspicions because that kid picks up HBO.

The only options open for girls then were of course mother, secretary or teacher. At least that's what we all thought and were preparing ourselves for. Now, I must say how lucky we are, as women, to live in an age where 'Dental Hygienist' has been added to the list.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I'm on the mirror diet. You eat all your food in front of a mirror in the nude. It works pretty good, though some of the fancier restaurants don't go for it.

We're not meant to be parents when we're 50.