I was not raised a Zionist, but a socialist, as were most Jews before the Holocaust.

Women are cursed, and men are the proof.

I will barnstorm American living rooms. Mainstream media will be unable to ignore me, but more importantly they will be unable to overlook the needs of average Americans in the run-up to the 2012 election.

I never do anything fun, because I'm a housewife. I hate that word 'housewife.' I prefer to be called 'domestic goddess.'

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset that I'm not a widow.

I think I'm hysterical. I watch myself on tape and just roar - isn't that weird?

I am an observant Jew! Now my secret is out.