I know that I pay 48 percent of my income to taxes. You know, I wouldn't mind so much if it wasn't going just to export war. If it was actually going to help the people of the United States, I would gladly pay more.

I loved comedy all my life. I think it's a real powerful art form.

I used to want to be a movie star so I wouldn't have to live in trailers anymore. And now that I make movies, I spend a lot of my life living in trailers.

I avoided reality for most of my life. But once you deal with it, it's kind of cool.

I actually regard Facebook as a huge bore, but I cannot refrain from participating in it. I guess I crave the feeling of hope it gives me to think that today will be different from yesterday, that I will find an interesting comment or poke or video, and on the extremely rare occasion when that happens, I am just thrilled.

two things do me in: one's chocolate cake, the other's hypocrisy.

I'm a heterosexual. I don't know why I'm like this. I was just born this way.