I know that I pay 48 percent of my income to taxes. You know, I wouldn't mind so much if it wasn't going just to export war. If it was actually going to help the people of the United States, I would gladly pay more.

I am a woman, therefore I am a problem solver.

There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect.

You can really learn from Donahue. I didn't know you could be a woman in a man's body. You go out and you can't parallel park.

Suddenly, people had three phone numbers but never answered their phones.

Somewhere within the concept of justice, the worst of the guilty must always be removed. I cannot divorce this, not completely. The people must have justice and so I want to reinstate and enshrine the blessed and holy guillotine!

Since I had my gastric bypass surgery in 1998, I eat like a bird. Unfortunately, that bird is a California condor.