Women of this planet need some essential resources: wells, seeds and roads. That is primarily all we have ever needed. Added to that, women need righteous and strong men who will help us to use our most cherished gifts: the ability to multitask and problem solve.

I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with.

I loved comedy all my life. I think it's a real powerful art form.

US needs to fix up it's election system so that votes are fairly counted, and the Electoral College is removed.

Anyone with a show on T.V. will tell you it's backbreaking work. And if you have a big personality, which I have, and you're a perfectionist, there's going to be head-butting.

Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing a carton of milk back in the refrigerator after drinking from it.

A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like this doughnut.