Women of this planet need some essential resources: wells, seeds and roads. That is primarily all we have ever needed. Added to that, women need righteous and strong men who will help us to use our most cherished gifts: the ability to multitask and problem solve.

Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce.

Laugh every day as much as you can.

I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them.

My real life is funnier than anything on TV.

ACORN is organizing to make sure the job of rebuilding New Orleans is done by the people of New Orleans and truly benefits the communities who have been hurt the most.

Nobody wanted the "Roseanne" show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and her family.