Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

two things do me in: one's chocolate cake, the other's hypocrisy.

I try to tell people to keep having hope. It's always what you don't know and don't expect that's gonna be so great.

There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect.

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.

You can really learn from Donahue. I didn't know you could be a woman in a man's body. You go out and you can't parallel park.

TV is a language all its own, a land of one dimensional stereotypes that destroys culture, not adds to it. TV is anti-art, a reflection of consumerism that serves the power structure. TV is about demographics.