Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house.

There's nothing like a hardship song to set my toes a-tappin.

Legalize hemp and allow women to grow it and make food, clothing and housing for pennies from it and legalize marijuana too. Let women integrate their divided consciousness with a natural herb instead of doctors' pills that kill the liver.

I’m not a politician. I think that uniquely qualifies me to become president of the U.S.

You know what, when I was thin, I thought there was a fat girl trying to get out of me.

Somewhere within the concept of justice, the worst of the guilty must always be removed. I cannot divorce this, not completely. The people must have justice and so I want to reinstate and enshrine the blessed and holy guillotine!

The most out-there thing I’m saying is, ‘Don’t have babies. Don’t get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that.