It's the Night of the Living Dead. It's scary out here.
Why have I been chosen to deliver the message of female intelligence and its divinity to a deaf world of males? I have asked my god that question and She answered, 'Hey, why not you Roseanne?' Indeed, why not each of us?
I am an observant Jew! Now my secret is out.
Laugh every day as much as you can.
Excuse the mess but we live here.
I'm a comic, and I'm supposed to outrage and make people laugh, Part of makin' people laugh is to shake up their thinkin'. That's what I came here to do.