I have five kids from three marriages. I come from a trailer park. My sister and brother are both gay. I have multiple personalities.

US needs to fix up it's election system so that votes are fairly counted, and the Electoral College is removed.

My grandmother ... came here, not only like so many others because of the streets 'being paved with gold' and all, but because she wanted to leave the place where the streets were paved with people who had not gone to America.

My husband says, 'Roseanne, don't you think we ought to talk about our sexual problems?' Like I'm gonna turn off Wheel of Fortune for that.

My husband is almost as heavy as I am. We were married in adjoining churches.

You can really learn from Donahue. I didn't know you could be a woman in a man's body. You go out and you can't parallel park.

Abortion is a woman's right.