I have five kids from three marriages. I come from a trailer park. My sister and brother are both gay. I have multiple personalities.

I had - after I sang the 'Star Spangled Banner' so badly, after my tragic singing accident, after that, you know, all my stuff kind of, like, really got even more full blown and, you know, I got stage fright and, you know, I couldn't do stand-up anymore and let alone sing and all the other things.

You know, I'm blessed. 'Blessed' is a better way of saying 'rich.'

Hillary Clinton and Barack Hussein Obama cannot win, and they are put in place to assure a victory by Mitt Romney... this is the plan of all the insurance companies that are owned by Mormon interests. It is unfolding as the Mormon Church planned over the last fifty years.

Meditation state is a place of deep relaxation where you can pinpoint the things you do and to set a paradigm switch from effect to cause. So how to be a cause in your own life.

I actually get more conservative when I'm in Vegas.

I try to tell people to keep having hope. It's always what you don't know and don't expect that's gonna be so great.