There isn't any New Man. The New Man is the old man, only he whines more.

You can always get better. Nobody can stop you from getting better, and nobody can stop you from trying to make something right.

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

My grandmother ... came here, not only like so many others because of the streets 'being paved with gold' and all, but because she wanted to leave the place where the streets were paved with people who had not gone to America.

I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what I wrote.

I want to be the girl in Indiana Jones. I would love to do an adventure movie where I was saving the world. It might be cool if I used a lot of kitchen tools to fight off the enemy.

Don't call people names you dirty name caller you.