There isn't any New Man. The New Man is the old man, only he whines more.

They've said 'Roseanne's nuts' for years, and now I'm going to make that a reality - I'm all about nuts now, macadamia nuts!

Imitation is the sincerest form of show business.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

I didn't know that being in a relationship meant you had to be nice. I thought it meant you had to hack away at the other person until they were beaten down and then were too afraid to leave.

A lot of people in television who've had successful shows claim the 'Roseanne' show as their starting place, and I'm really proud of that.