I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset that I'm not a widow.

Everything that`s written about me has such a negative taint. It just has a life of its own, like an avalanche, and I don`t think there`s anything I can do to stop it.

Abortion is a woman's right.

Hollywood is the only place on earth that has more vampires, more undead, more resurrections than a month of Easter Sundays.

You can really learn from Donahue. I didn't know you could be a woman in a man's body. You go out and you can't parallel park.

They've said 'Roseanne's nuts' for years, and now I'm going to make that a reality - I'm all about nuts now, macadamia nuts!

The American people are sick and tired of this ‘lesser evil’ garbage they get fed every election year. Both the Democrats and the Republicans do the same evils once they’re in office...