Everything that`s written about me has such a negative taint. It just has a life of its own, like an avalanche, and I don`t think there`s anything I can do to stop it.
Roseanne BarrHollywood is the only place on earth that has more vampires, more undead, more resurrections than a month of Easter Sundays.
Roseanne BarrYou can really learn from Donahue. I didn't know you could be a woman in a man's body. You go out and you can't parallel park.
Roseanne Barr