Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house.
Roseanne BarrI had one kid with the birth control pill, I had one with the diaphram and I had one with the I.U.D. I don't even know what happened with my I.U.D. It never came out. But I have my suspicions because that kid picks up HBO.
Roseanne BarrA good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like this doughnut.
Roseanne BarrAny Hamas or Zionist type who tries to interfere with the labor unions and grab the money will be marched to the guillotines and subsequently beheaded. And isn't that easier and more productive than some endless, bloody conflict? So sayeth the gospel of common sense. Happy Mother's Day.
Roseanne Barr