It's the Night of the Living Dead. It's scary out here.

My best friend Linda is leaving her husband just because he is unfaithful to her. That is no reason to leave the person. I feel like after that, you should stay with them and make sure that the rest of their life is sheer hell.

US needs to fix up it's election system so that votes are fairly counted, and the Electoral College is removed.

Your body is your instrument, you play it expertly.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

The end of my addiction to fame happened at the exact moment Roseanne dropped out of the top ten, in the seventh of our nine seasons. It was mysteriously instantaneous!

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.