I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with.

Abortion is a woman's right.

I will outlaw bullshit. After the passage of this law the patriarchy will inevitably start to crumble as will the concept of war itself which is largely a large load of bullshit.

Have you heard about the women who stabbed her husband 37 times? I admire her restraint.

Whatever helps you sleep is my opinion on the subject, and that's what I like about the western world's most popular religion, it has helped put so many people to sleep, although most of them permanently and without their approval.

I'm a heterosexual. I don't know why I'm like this. I was just born this way.

Your body is your instrument, you play it expertly.