You know, I'm blessed. 'Blessed' is a better way of saying 'rich.'
I know how to do anything, I'm a mom.
My real life is funnier than anything on TV.
It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
Imitation is the sincerest form of show business.
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?