The real truth is, I just want to keep the voice of dissent alive in all of our elections. I don't really want to hang out with politicians.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

I am a woman, therefore I am a problem solver.

They've said 'Roseanne's nuts' for years, and now I'm going to make that a reality - I'm all about nuts now, macadamia nuts!

The American people are sick and tired of this ‘lesser evil’ garbage they get fed every election year. Both the Democrats and the Republicans do the same evils once they’re in office...

I have five kids from three marriages. I come from a trailer park. My sister and brother are both gay. I have multiple personalities.

In the new world every position of power evacuated by an arrested and beheaded pedophile or bankster will be filled with a grandmother who has pledged to create heaven on earth for all children, animal and humans with the stolen money we have recovered.