We're not meant to be parents when we're 50.

I signed a deal with Satan because I wanted to get famous. Then I forgot I had a deal with Satan and then I got really famous.

Abortion is a woman's right.

Nobody wanted the "Roseanne" show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and her family.

I survived my childhood by birthing many separate identities to stand in for one another in times of great stress and fear.

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset that I'm not a widow.

I am an observant Jew! Now my secret is out.