Some interviewees you make friends with and some you don't.

I've told so many lies about my age I don't know how old I am myself.

I can't do anything too serious like Saddam Hussein, but I would like to do Bill Clinton. That'd be fun.

I am lucky to have good Polish skin that doesn't wrinkle so I might be around for a few years yet.

What once made you safe now drives you insane.

How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except the brain?

I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced