Nannies love working in our house because they never know who's gonna walk through the door.

I'm lucky not to have a nine-to-five job.

People who say ... they're perfectly fine [are] more insane than the rest of us.

I can't do anything too serious like Saddam Hussein, but I would like to do Bill Clinton. That'd be fun.

Why is that when people become ill and have something wrong with any of their organs, they get sympathy from other people - except when that organ is their brain?

My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'.

Depressions are very cyclical, they happen once every five years. When I was on TV, yes I was effervescent, you can't fake it. It [depression] comes like the pox.