I'm lucky not to have a nine-to-five job.
I can't do anything too serious like Saddam Hussein, but I would like to do Bill Clinton. That'd be fun.
Thoughts aren't fact, so don't take them seriously
My whole career has been an act of revenge.
[With depression] you get a real sense of shame, because your friends go, 'Oh come on, show me the lump, show me the x-rays,' and of course you've got nothing to show.
Nannies love working in our house because they never know who's gonna walk through the door.