Like any working mother I find it hard to have a social life. But my kids are so well adjusted. There isn't a brat bone in their body so I haven't done anything that bad.

I am lucky to have good Polish skin that doesn't wrinkle so I might be around for a few years yet.

Mum used to hide love letters from my boyfriends and put me down. Now I understand that she was a Polish immigrant forced to settle in Chicago. She was jealous of the freedom life gave me.

What once made you safe now drives you insane.

My whole career has been an act of revenge.

I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced

My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'.