Like any working mother I find it hard to have a social life. But my kids are so well adjusted. There isn't a brat bone in their body so I haven't done anything that bad.

My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'.

Nannies love working in our house because they never know who's gonna walk through the door.

Some interviewees you make friends with and some you don't.

My whole career has been an act of revenge.

People who say ... they're perfectly fine [are] more insane than the rest of us.

I always ask the booksellers to look at me and recommend a book; 9 out of 10, they get it right; it’s usually a book about someone dysfunctional. To me bookstores are like brothels of imagination, each book is luring me over going, 'Read me, read me'.