How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except the brain?

I knew nothing about football, then someone showed me a film of Petit and I realised how interesting the game could be. He is divine. When I met him I could barely speak, he was so gorgeous. Women will love that show.

[With depression] you get a real sense of shame, because your friends go, 'Oh come on, show me the lump, show me the x-rays,' and of course you've got nothing to show.

I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people.

You shouldn't run away from your problems, you need to aim straight for the heart of the beast.

My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'.

For me mindfulness is like building a house, so the next time the tsunami that is depression comes I'll have a structure in place to resist it.