I'm lucky not to have a nine-to-five job.

Like any working mother I find it hard to have a social life. But my kids are so well adjusted. There isn't a brat bone in their body so I haven't done anything that bad.

I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people.

I can't do anything too serious like Saddam Hussein, but I would like to do Bill Clinton. That'd be fun.

Nannies love working in our house because they never know who's gonna walk through the door.

I always ask the booksellers to look at me and recommend a book; 9 out of 10, they get it right; it’s usually a book about someone dysfunctional. To me bookstores are like brothels of imagination, each book is luring me over going, 'Read me, read me'.

My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'.