I've had an unhappy life, thank God.
Caution: These verses may be hazardous to your solemnity.
In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses.
The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
The lobbies of the new hotels and the Pan American Building exhale a chill as from the unopened Pharaonic tombs... And in their marble labyrinths there is an evil presence that hates warmth and sunlight.
You can always tell folks from nonfolks. Folks like to feel good, like to smile for the camera when there's a big photo opportunity for a really good cause.