I don't see why someone should lose their life just so you can have a snack.

As a performer, I'm very, very confident in what I do.

I also do a lot of Kundalini yoga.

I don't see why someone should lose their life just so you can have a snack.

I like threesomes with two women, not because I'm a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I'm a romantic. I'm looking for "The One." And I'll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time.

A Halloween-haired, Sachsgate-enacting, estuary-whining, glitter-lacquered, priapic berk How dare I, from my velvet chaise longue, in my Hollywood home like Kubla Khan, drag my limbs from my harem to moan about the system? A system that has posited me on a lilo made of thighs in an ocean filled with honey and foie gras'd my Essex arse with undue praise and money.

The revolution that's required isn't a revolution of radical ideas, but the implementation of ideas we already have.