If your body is 90% water what have you got to drink water all the time for? Why can't you just have some crisps?
Russell BrandTo this day, I feel a fierce warmth for women that have the same disregard for the social conventions of sexual protocol as I do. I love it when I meet a woman and her sexuality is dancing across her face, so it's apparent that all we need to do is nod and find a cupboard.
Russell BrandWhen I first became famous in the United Kingdom it was helpful because it meant there wasn't a spite of 'this bloke's a drug addict,' 'this bloke f**ks all these women' because I was just making jokes about all those things already, so it made me some kind of incorruptible indefatigable, indestructible force.
Russell BrandI struggle in these situations not to let my madness govern me, and to let the positive aspects of my character define my life.
Russell Brand