From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien vs. Pingu. K9 - stop humping the toaster!

From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien vs. Pingu. K9 - stop humping the toaster!

Kids did really well in their A levels, how do we respond? 'A Levels are getting easier, in my day you had to do fifty questions in a minute, if you got one wrong, they killed your dad!

Music's the best thing we do as humans, isn't it? Music, I mean you flail your limbs, make you move in a way you don't understand. Or it can make you weep like a sailor's wife staring at a storm.

Unlikely things to see in a Valentine's card - "I may be dyslexic but that doesn't mean I don't vole you."

Some people in England only have their wheelie bins collected once a fortnight. Their suffering is unimaginable.

Inner child, what do you suggest? 'I WANT A TREEHOUSE!' Anything else to add? 'FARTY NOISE UNDER THE ARM!'