Inner child, what do you suggest? 'I WANT A TREEHOUSE!' Anything else to add? 'FARTY NOISE UNDER THE ARM!'

The last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net.

From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien vs. Pingu. K9 - stop humping the toaster!

This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life!

Music's the best thing we do as humans, isn't it? Music, I mean you flail your limbs, make you move in a way you don't understand. Or it can make you weep like a sailor's wife staring at a storm.

I like the authentic punk dance you did there. It's like a child dizzy off lemonade

I've never said flange to a monkey!