I'm suddenly worried people will think that I believe their religion can be summed up on four sex-obsessed sentences.

They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes.

Don't worry, it's very clear that the painting was done by a human, most likely a human with one eye removed and a feverent if incorrect understanding of design and anatomy.

Scientists need to invent a way to make DNA work like in cartoons.

I'm suddenly worried people will think that I believe their religion can be summed up on four sex-obsessed sentences.

We need to encourage our kids to express their feelings. We need to help them find their voice.

The secret to writing sound effects is having a room you can be alone in, trying to make the sounds yourself, and seeing what comes out. It's similar to if you're writing a character talking with their mouth full: the only way I know to transcribe that is to stuff my fist in my mouth and write down what sounds I make when I try to talk.