I'm suddenly worried people will think that I believe their religion can be summed up on four sex-obsessed sentences.

We're all already aware of boobies; it is the general state of most people in North America! THANKS, MEDIA AND THE MALE GAZE

Being hungover is like winning the lottery, only they pay you in regret.

They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes.

Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something.

I'm suddenly worried people will think that I believe their religion can be summed up on four sex-obsessed sentences.

Failure is just success rounded down.