I'm suddenly worried people will think that I believe their religion can be summed up on four sex-obsessed sentences.

We need to encourage our kids to express their feelings. We need to help them find their voice.

Don't worry, it's very clear that the painting was done by a human, most likely a human with one eye removed and a feverent if incorrect understanding of design and anatomy.

They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes.

Being hungover is like winning the lottery, only they pay you in regret.

Progress! Progress through everybody dying and their kids eventually not caring who their parents hated!

ComicsAlliance asked if I wanted to do some holiday comics using a new layout and I said ‘HELLO, NEVER IN MY NEAR-DECADE OF MAKING COMICS HAVE I EVER DONE THIS, so actually I’m really glad you asked!’