The secret to writing sound effects is having a room you can be alone in, trying to make the sounds yourself, and seeing what comes out. It's similar to if you're writing a character talking with their mouth full: the only way I know to transcribe that is to stuff my fist in my mouth and write down what sounds I make when I try to talk.

I'm suddenly worried people will think that I believe their religion can be summed up on four sex-obsessed sentences.

Failure is just success rounded down.

Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something.

Scientists need to invent a way to make DNA work like in cartoons.

ComicsAlliance asked if I wanted to do some holiday comics using a new layout and I said ‘HELLO, NEVER IN MY NEAR-DECADE OF MAKING COMICS HAVE I EVER DONE THIS, so actually I’m really glad you asked!’

Being hungover is like winning the lottery, only they pay you in regret.