Bringing any movie together is a minor miracle.

The ‘friend zone’ is like the penalty box of dating, only you can never get out. Once a girl decides you’re her ‘friend,’ it’s game over. You’ve become a complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp.

Laughing can serve you in dark moments and even help you crawl your way back out.

I believe in energy like dark energies. I believe that when a family moves into a house where six murders took place, there's going to be some bad juju in that house. But then again what the hell is wrong with you to be moving in that house to begin with?

Guys are lucky: We can wear a suit over and over, just with different shirts and ties.

I was a really nervous kid. I was extremely sensitive. Incredibly perceptive.

You always get that one customer that decides that your name is boy. Or something. It certainly reinforces a respect I already had for people that are in the hospitality industry.