All I want to do really is get married and be a matriarch.
People have really strong images of what church is, and it's almost certainly not the same as mine.
The only way I'll ever run a marathon is if I'm involved in the administration.
I always carry a pair of scissors around with me to cut things out of magazines.
I start the day with the intention of doing 4,000 sit-ups but then have to work.
I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey.