Comedians have to write to survive because you don't get cast for your beauty.
I'm feeling incredibly Botox-tempted as my face collapses around my shoulders.
I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey.
My mum's from Yorkshire and my parents aren't snotty or posh - they're very hard workers, both of them.
Red carpets and dressing up are a part of work that I enjoy less than some people.
I've got spider veins all over my legs, so I wear opaque tights all winter. All sorts of colours.