Sometimes I spit on my mother's portrait for pleasure.

Every morning upon awakening, I experience a supreme pleasure: that of being Salvador Dali, and I ask myself, wonderstruck, what prodigious thing will he do today, this Salvador Dali.

One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.

I shall be so brief that I have already finished.

Do not strive to be a modern artist: it's the one thing, unfortunately, you can't help being.

God is just another artist, like me.

I don't take drugs: I am drugs.