Repulsion is the sentry that guards the gate to all that we most desire.

I do not take drugs. I am drugs.

Sometimes I spit on my mother's portrait for pleasure.

So little of what could happen does happen.

Right now I'm the greatest. I don't say this through vanity. It's just that the rest are so bad.

There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.

What is important is to spread confusion, not eliminate it.