Golf course architects make me sick. They can't play themselves, so they rig the courses so nobody else can play either.
Until you play it, St. Andrews looks like the sort of real estate you couldn't give away.
Don't just play your way around the course. Think your way around way around the course.
Thinking instead of acting is the number one golf disease.
The fairways were so narrow you had to walk down them single file.
I've been on some fairways that are as good as the greens we putted on back then. We had crab grass. I remember one green where I putted through ants.