Thinking instead of acting is the number one golf disease.

Correct one fault at a time. Concentrate on the one fault you want to overcome.

In golf, as in life, you get out of it what you put into it.

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.

Golf course architects make me sick. They can't play themselves, so they rig the courses so nobody else can play either.

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.

A bad putter is like a bad apple in a barrel. First, it turns your chipping game sour. Then it begins to eat into your irons and finally it just cleans the head off your driver.