I don't feel like any of the things we're talking about are going to make the world end.

It was only a few years ago that I couldn't get hired to save my life.

I don't listen to the national anthem ironically. It's a beautiful song. I love it!

Sometimes you're just interviewing someone and you're thinking the entire time, How can I get through this really quickly? Because I know this isn't gonna make it. This person is either too long-winded or deathly boring, or they don't have the point of view that supports what you're trying to do in the piece. Or often people misrepresent themselves on the phone - what they're willing to say to you then, they're not willing to say in person.

The people I really feel sorry for are all the writers out there who wrote these outrageous comedic romps about a grossly unqualified person who goes on to become a Vice Presidential candidate in a hotly contested presidential race. With hilarious results. They must be so bummed.

Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.

I'm good at asking other people questions, but I'm not really good at answering questions.