You've got to have gumption. You've got to be willing to stand up on the stage for no money for ten years.
Samantha BeeI dislike Ted Cruz as much as the next everyone. But that's no reason to be rude to Ted's loving wife and possible hostage.
Samantha BeeI hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.
Samantha BeeMy apartment is the equivalent of one room in my Toronto home. Now I understand why New Yorkers are on the streets at all hours. People don't want to stay inside for fear they'll go crazy.
Samantha Bee