I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible person.
There will come a day when Anne Heche will be straight again.
Madonnas got one big choice. Take a couple of years off and become a human being.
If I've learned anything in my 30s, it's about holding back a little bit.
The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs.
On one side you have book burners, Congressional wives and Pat Robertson. On the other side, you have vulgar comedians, foul-mouthed rap groups and Dennis Hopper—all your choices should be so easy.