I hate to judge everybody across the board.

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

When you're constantly looking for things from other people, you're not looking within yourself.

It's depressing sitting at a comedy club all night, waiting to get on to do your five or ten minutes of material.

I think people are a little bit intimidated by me. You know, I'm not exactly a wilting flower, so I think they're a little bit scared of me sometimes.

For most of my relationships, I would have liaisons, and I would feel guilty.

Things are so scary and intimidating with AIDS and the right wing that people are looking for somebody to just give them safe harbors.