I don't think somebody can just, like, wave a magic wand and make you a star.

I always have kind of underneath feeling of peace of mind that I get from just the basic tenants of spirituality.

Lots of people think that bisexual means cowardly lesbian.

I've always been opposed to groups. I can't believe the doctrine of group is going to work for every single person within the group.

When I was really little, I was skinny and people laughed at me for being skinny, so, we all pay our dues for the bodies we're in one way or another. But thank god I haven't needed to alter it to feel good about myself.

I knew I wanted to be a performer and do comedy at 5 years old. My dad's wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, was boiling water and she goes, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I said, "A comedian." And she laughed and laughed because she thought that was the cutest, funniest thing.

There are so few women in general who aren't completely threatened and confused by other women's success. It's very disappointing.