I like singing in the street, so if you saw a little Indian kid walking on the street singing loudly, that was probably me.

I just wanted to sing on TV.

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

I learned the hula, so now I know how to shake my booty Hawaiian style.

I hope she saw the passion, and no need to tell Mark Anthony about it.

I didn't know people had that much water in them!

I drove a bus down Sunset Boulevard once, and I didn't kill anyone.