I like singing in the street, so if you saw a little Indian kid walking on the street singing loudly, that was probably me.

I would have Simon Cowell sing 'Shiny Happy People' by R.E.M. just to show his true personality.

I can't tell you. I would say that if I did, I would have to kill you, but that wouldn't be polite.

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

I don't eat sugary cereal.

I didn't know people had that much water in them!

I just wanted to sing on TV.