Let's give them something to talk about, other than hair.

I didn't know people had that much water in them!

I hope she saw the passion, and no need to tell Mark Anthony about it.

Sour patch kids gone wild.

I drove a bus down Sunset Boulevard once, and I didn't kill anyone.

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

I can't tell you. I would say that if I did, I would have to kill you, but that wouldn't be polite.