How can you look at this and not see it as the symbol for the self-referencing nature of progressive evolution.

I would have Simon Cowell sing 'Shiny Happy People' by R.E.M. just to show his true personality.

Let's give them something to talk about, other than hair.

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

I hope she saw the passion, and no need to tell Mark Anthony about it.

I just wanted to sing on TV.

I can't tell you. I would say that if I did, I would have to kill you, but that wouldn't be polite.