How can you look at this and not see it as the symbol for the self-referencing nature of progressive evolution.

I would have Simon Cowell sing 'Shiny Happy People' by R.E.M. just to show his true personality.

I drove a bus down Sunset Boulevard once, and I didn't kill anyone.

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

I like singing in the street, so if you saw a little Indian kid walking on the street singing loudly, that was probably me.

I just wanted to sing on TV.

Let's give them something to talk about, other than hair.