I learned the hula, so now I know how to shake my booty Hawaiian style.
When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.
I like singing in the street, so if you saw a little Indian kid walking on the street singing loudly, that was probably me.
I drove a bus down Sunset Boulevard once, and I didn't kill anyone.
I would have Simon Cowell sing 'Shiny Happy People' by R.E.M. just to show his true personality.
How can you look at this and not see it as the symbol for the self-referencing nature of progressive evolution.