Sanjaya Malakar Quotes

I drove a bus down Sunset Boulevard once, and I didn't kill anyone.

Thank you! Welcome to the Universe of Sanjaya!

I didn't know people had that much water in them!

I just wanted to sing on TV.

I can't tell you. I would say that if I did, I would have to kill you, but that wouldn't be polite.

I hope she saw the passion, and no need to tell Mark Anthony about it.

Let's give them something to talk about, other than hair.

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

I like singing in the street, so if you saw a little Indian kid walking on the street singing loudly, that was probably me.

Sour patch kids gone wild.

I would have Simon Cowell sing 'Shiny Happy People' by R.E.M. just to show his true personality.

I don't eat sugary cereal.

I learned the hula, so now I know how to shake my booty Hawaiian style.

How can you look at this and not see it as the symbol for the self-referencing nature of progressive evolution.