I think Jews tend to hold me in fairly high regard.

Mommy is one of the chosen people … and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!

I became known for surprising audiences. Except now, if I surprise them every time, they expect that.

The audience works as such a mob. They either all laugh or all don't laugh, and, you know, changes from audience to audience.

Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews.

I don't really like saying "the gays"... I'm not sure why. I suppose I say "the Jews." but I don't say "the blacks." I guess because I'm a Jew for all intents and purposes and to group people together of which I am not one in such a casual way feels disrespectful.

Some things are just for private. It's like people thinking I'm cold or this or that. It's unfortunate, but I don't need strangers to know that I'm warm. I don't need strangers to know the real me.