I think Jews tend to hold me in fairly high regard.

People say, like, "I love when you smile because part of your mouth goes up," then I never organically smile again.

Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.

Anything television trivia I'm good at. But when you're on your couch, you're really good at it, but when you're standing there, it's probably scary.

My mom was always someone who if, even now, I say I met a certain famous person, she always says, "She's married to so and so!"

I tend to be more arrogant on stage. Far more ignorant. I sometimes say what I think and sometimes say the opposite of what I think and the lines get blurred, but I can only hope that some kind of absolute power transcends.

By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.