Sometimes I am screwing around, and sometimes I get way too serious, but I am a pretty sincere person.
Sarah SilvermanWe need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.
Sarah SilvermanI'm very lucky in that I still experience highs and lows. And I think those lows are important. But I am not totally paralyzed, and it keeps me from just complete state of paralysis - and emotionally and really kind of almost physically.
Sarah SilvermanI can't cater to everyone's needs and what they're going to be offended by; that's one freedom I have.
Sarah SilvermanI buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in, and he says, "I want pussy!" Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but he was talking about me!
Sarah Silverman